The Chinese are a strange traveler, they always have to seem five suitcases each, pilled as high as possible on the push carts at airports. Ever wonder what they are traveling with that they need so many suitcases?
Food, a lot of strange, disgusting food. I was recently going through custom in Sydney when I had the unfortunate pleasure of behind sent to a customs line with a Chinese lady with five very large suitcases ahead of me. They began going through her stuff and in each suitcase, they continued to pull out food, duck eggs, pre-mature chicken eggs (meaning it has been fertilized with a chicken almost to term in it!), funny noodles, strange plants, you name it, she had it with them. This lady had more food than clothes! It was in-fucking-credible!
Honestly I get it, you’re in a foreign land, you might not find the food you want. But do you really need to bring the whole grocery store with you? PLUS it’s Australia, they are pretty strict what they allow in the country. If you don’t declare it, expect a fine. I overheard them berating this moron over not declaring her food. They asked her twice before they started searching if she had any food and she said no. Seriously lady? You had more food than clothes, did you really think they wouldn’t search?
Take note dumb broads from China: Your food is disgusting and unfortunately you can still find it in the country you are visiting. Leave your thousand year old eggs at home and buy them in the country you are visiting. Trust me, it’s there. Imagine if a fat American brought over five suitcases worth of Big Macs? Imagine if you only needed to check one bag instead of five!
What the actual fuck. Chinese travelers are the worse and not just because they run you over with the luggage carts because they can’t see you.